Introduction: we had a Gilmore girl, we lost a Gilmore girl
Relationships: my sister, my daughter. Mothers & daughters: vicious trollop
Fatherhood: people die, we pay
Romance: I''m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron
Culture: she's Anthony Michael Hall in Breakfast club smart. Feminism: Does Susan Faludi know about this?
Popular culture: I mean, who doesn't love Muzak?
Issues of class: money makes people shallow
Small town livin': Babette ate oatmeal!
Conclusion: Do I look shorter?